I go into a sweetshop & the lady behind the counter who has blonde hair bobbed and neatly combed with a parting and grips so it’s nicely tucked behind her ears asks me what I would like – I select a quarter of sherbert lemons and notice she has a subtle/natural shade of lipstick and smiles warmly before turning and attending to my order. When the sherbert lemons are bagged up she asks if there’s anything else and I ask for a quarter of blackjacks and still smiling she pivots through 90° and walks a way along behind the counter & gets the jar, I notice in profile she has the features of a young elfin beauty accentuated by the way she wears her hair. Bagging up the blackjacks I am asked again if there’s anything else and I reply saying “and can I also have a quarter of liquorice roots please.” and she steps back and leans forward to find them and I notice as her apron does not wrap all the way round that she’s wearing a blouse and I spot the label reads Lela Rose. Upon returning to standing position I motion with my wallet that my order is complete and she rings the items up and asks for £2.73 which I pay for with £3 and receive 27p change
So, what does she weigh?